Carter's Book of Cliches

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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klartie:

"we’re having mcdonalds for dinner"

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"i made cookies"

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"i did your laundry for you" 

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"we’re going out you’ll be home alone for a few hours" 

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cloudy-dreamers:

This generation of girls are angry because they’re either too young for David Beckham or too old for his sons

rhydonmyhardon:

pitbull was a great host during the AMAs

rhydonmyhardon:

pitbull was a great host during the AMAs

Trying to stay awake in a boring class

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burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already